"Allright Mawile, welcome to the team. Now don't worry, we definately have a place for you here," Lucas was introducing Mawile to her new team. He had just acquired her in a trade, and was more than willing to make her a part of the team, "but since I can't rename you, I won't be able to make you 'Samaws'."
The Mawile grew a little ashamed, "Wile?"
"No, that isn't your fault. It just means you get to have a little family. Know what I mean?" Lucas was happy to see the Mawile perked up again, "Now lets see, you're a Fairy and Ground in terms of egg groups, so that leaves your options pretty open... Oh, I see you made your choice already."
Mawile's eyes had caught sight of Strider, the Lucario of the team. His fur had a metallic shine to it as he ran across the field... holding a black haired Gardevoir over his head while running away from a Wobbuffet. ("Racka-fracken shadow tag!" the Gardevoir ranted)
"Oh, good, your the romantic type are you? Well go on ahead and say high." The Mawile skipped happily towards Strider, but was suddenly frozen in her tracks, literally.
Lucas had forgotten about Sneasel. She had been eying Strider since she first joined the team, and was not just about to give him up to the first hussy to skip over to him.
"That's a bad Sneasle," Lucas sprayed her with a water bottle, "You're not allowed to attack your allies while in Sinnoh, I could get fined for that!"
"Sneasel Sneas!"
"Gesundheit,"
"SNEASEL!!!"
"It was a joke, Sneasel. And you've had plenty of chances with Lucario."
"Snease, Sneasel."
"Gothevoir was never in your way. They aren't even in the same egg group. You're just too jealous for your own good."
And then the Sneasel began to cry, to Lucas' grief. It was bad enough he could barely understand what his animal Pokemon were ever saying, now he had Jerry Springer situation on his hands.
Lucas settled on this. Sneasel did have the right to fight for her man, but not in sinnoh, and not with the overly high level advantage she currently had. So he waited for Mawile to grow stronger (the entire time both girls never let strider leave their siights) and then set out for Poketopia for this special match.
Mawile Had the Advantage as a steel type, but with no steel attacks at her arsenal, that proved only a defensive advantage. In fact the entire battle was a back and fourth of small attacks. That's right ladies and gentlemen, it was a cat fight.
Things turned around when Sneasel decided to use Ice Beam. It did barely any damage at all, but Mawile found herself frozen, leaving Sneasel to end the match.
Lucas Comforted the Mawile, and dropped the Sneales and Strider off at the daycare center.
"So, old man. How are the Love birds fairing?"
"SNEASEL, SNEASEL, SNEASEL, SNEASE!!"
"RAAAAAGH!! Rady, rwhat ris rwrong rwith roo!!!?" Lucario screamed in confusion as he desperately kept his distance form the oblivious Sneasel.
"You're pokemon are doing just fine, they don't seem to like each other."
"So did any of you bother to inform my dog about the love triangle he was in? Or did you think he'd just piece it together himself?" Gothevoir was not very happy about what they had been up to.
"Eh heh, heh... well..." started Lucas.
"Mah hah, hah... wile..." started Mawile.
"That's a Bad Lucas. Bad Mawile" Gothevoir sprayed them both with a water bottle... full of windex.There's also This one, But I'm not going to bother posting it.
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