Here's how out of ideas I am.

Sin and Punishment comic on the Tutorial Level. There's a little Dust monster that Tells you how to play the game, and then out of nowhere a Giant one comes up and is all GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER!! Which made me wonder what Kind of Person the main character is if dustball monsters don't trust him with their kids.

I might expand on this one.

Anyway, if you have a Wii, you are legally required to download this game. Mooch off your Neighbors internet if you must.