Today on sketchblog... Not a sketch

Ok, I was kind of busy today, what with buying Pokemon Pearl for Barrytoon and Participating in a baseball game that led a very long night.

So anyway Todays post is going to be a writing... yeah!

Once upon a time there was a girl named Alice who hated narrators. Oh, she was not happy at all whenever a narrator was on the scene describing how she would get up from her modest little bed, and brush her teeth until the bristles wore out. And she most certainly didn't like how the narrator made this sound: "Criaunch!" "Criaunch!" as she chewed her morning breakfast of Dry cereal and milk. Why if there was ever a girl who hated narrators more than Alice than I imagine you haven't read about her because that would be just too much for any Narrator to handle.

But on this particular day, Alice was showing a great deal of disdain for the current narrator as he told the story you are reading right now... oh dear... Um, in fact she was so distraught that she decided the best thing to do was to take a walk to clear her head, to which she became more angry at the narrator... because he was narrating her walk...

She pushed those thoughts aside as she tried to clear her head, and as she cleared her head she discovered a trail of thought that made her think about how no matter how many times she murders off the narrators another one seems immediately to take his place...
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wait WHAT!?

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Um... ... ...She realized the only way to stop this once and for all was to scare the narrator away so that he could live to tell the other narrators to stay away, and if that didn't work and the narrator was still there long enough to narrate this very thought, then she would just have to make an example of hi-

AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!